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(to Clyde) Why don't you save your hayseed hack for the suckers that buy it.
Victor
Somehow in your knee-jerk, juvenile way, you tripped and fell into an actual adult response to this.
Wilson
I'm not going to stand her and pretend that I think that home wrecking skank is an innocent doe-eyed victim. She knew what she was doing and she didn't care who got hurt.
Sami
Jamal: Do you ever think about who you used to be? Like maybe you veered off a better path by making bad choices?
Charlize: Regrets are for pussies.
You don't think they'd believe we carpooled?
Samar
Adam couldn't even phrase that sentence, but he was cute doing it.
Blake
Jenna are you pregnant? How? Did you go swimming in a public pool?
Dr. Spaceman
They don't get to live.
Rick
Megan: I hooked you up with an organization called "Once Upon a Dress." They provide donated dresses to high school girls who can't afford them for prom and home homecoming
Sage: So they wear used dresses? I'd sooner borrow someone's tooth brush
You're asking me to frame somebody, so, no. I can write one up and if it matched Pellant, I will let you know.
Sweets
I know I'm gay. I just need some time to process that.
Teddy
Rory: Why didn't you tell me you'd been talking?
Lorelai: Because it was too much like the whole Todd and Nevina Cutler thing.
Rory: The what?
Lorelai: When I was in junior high, I had a boyfriend, Todd something or other. Not a soul mate, but I was crazy about him and he dumped me. I was completely crushed and I could do nothing except lie around and cry and listen to Air Supply, very low point in my life. Two days after the breakup my best friend Nevina Cutler got back together with her boyfriend, Randy something or other, who had dumped her days before Todd dumped me. And she was so happy and gloaty and couldn't stop talking about how great it was that she had her boyfriend back that it made me feel horrible.
Rory: The end. Lets go.
Lorelai: Look, I didn't want to be Nevina Cutler, okay? You were so miserable about Dean. What was I supposed to do? Walk in and say, 'Sorry about you and Dean but I got Max back and aren't we happy.' Would that have been good?
Rory: That would've been great.