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Jo: You comin' to the mass tomorrow?
Dwight: I'd like to say somethin' at the mass.
Jo: No, I don't think that's a good idea.
Cassidy: He was resisting arrest.
Defense attorney: So you smashed his head into a desk and called him a monkey?
Cassidy: That's a lie!
I can only say it's insurance, should he make himself an enemy of the crown.
Francis
General Beckman: Agent Walker. Mr Bartowski. I'm sure you're wondering why someone would want Tyler Martin dead.
Chuck: Not really. I mean, have you heard his music? It's over-produced. The lyrics are completely banal. I mean Facebook even has a group called "I want to kill Tyler Martin". Not that I'm a member.
General Beckman: Chuck. Use your social connection to infiltrate the suspect.
Chuck: Um. Excuse me, General, but just to clarify, you want me to befriend my best friend's ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend?
Dorota: Miss Serena, all you do all day is type type type. You take laptop with you everywhere. It not healthy.
Serena: Well after last week's family meltdown, this laptop is the only thing keeping me sane. Writing is my new outlet. You should be happy for me.
Dorota: If you say so. But Vanya say same thing about Warcraft and then DSL bill comes.
Myka: So you're like 300 years old?
Professor Sutton: 514 actually, I moisturize
You didn't happen to see by chance which way they were headed before you go shot and blown off this cliff, did ya?
Danny
Some masks we put on because it's truly who we want to be. Some we wear because we can't bear to face what's really underneath. Or because it's what someone else needs us to be.
Gossip Girl
I wanna rub my face in this.
Vanessa
Wow...the middle-aged ladies really like Greg.
Rebecca
It’s all about the little things, isn’t it? When you think about it. The little traces we leave behind of ourselves. Our little tells. I could always tell when Gwen had been in a room or crossed a street. That smell of winterberry and lilac. Still don’t know how she did that.
Meldof