Caitlin: That kind of power, it could take out another Earth.
Chester: Or another universe.
Allegra: Wait, what? Are we about to have Crisis part two?
Cisco: No, no. There's not enough anti-matter for that, thank the sequel gods.

Dozens of dead children! There has to be accountability.

Dalton

It's not an order it's a valuable suggestion or I could suggest it right over your head.

Frank

Nancy: What's that smell?
Shane: Stevie.
Nancy: Ugh. Go change him.
Shane: I always change him.
Nancy: No, I sometimes do, don't I?
Shane: Do you even know what size diapers he wears?

Past a certain age, a man without a family, can be a bad thing.

Martin

Decisions are easy. It's living with the consequences that's the hard part.

Claire

Noah: Vic OK?
Helen: No. Vic is going to die.
Noah: I'm so sorry.
Helen: Me, too. I'm so very, very sorry. Did you ever meet our neighbor Sierra?
Noah: I don't think so, no.
Helen: She's pregnant. With Vic's baby.
Noah: What? [pulls Helen into an embrace] Oh, God. Helen. Look, Vic's not in his right mind now, you know?
Helen: Look, it's alright. I don't care. I don't care! I fucked her, too.
Noah: Really? [chuckles] And I missed it?

And, I promise after waiting four months fast is what you are gonna get.

Leonard

Yeah, it's because Hayes is a sonofabitch who comes down wrongly on anybody who accuses him.

Denise

Elizabeth: What can I help you with?
Daisy: I'm hearing things.
Elizabeth: Inside or outside you head?

Allison: We have never even kissed!
Klaus: Yeah, but you guys were making little sick moon dog eyes at each other all through puberty and breakfast.
Vanya: Aren’t we all brothers and sisters?
Allison: Well, technically...
Klaus: Technically? If you have to use the word “technically,” you’re already in trouble.

This dinner is BYOB, which stands for Bye, You Old Buttface.

Glenn