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What if A didn't lead to B, instead B lead to A
Joan
Lying to me doesn't protect me. It betrays me.
Harvey
Bo: Are you sure you can handle it? I won't kill you?
Dyson: I'll take my chances.
Brainy: Are you all right?
Winn: Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
Brainy: Well, you spent an exceedingly long time in the bathroom.
Winn: This isn't a bathroom.
Charlie Bullman: Hey, hey, look who's here, the Yankee Clipper. Thought they transferred your ass by now. Must need you for the softball team, no?
Jimmy Shea: (muttered) Nice to see you too, hump.
Lily: Are you a nerd?
Alex: No. Why would you ask me that?
Lily: It's friday night and you're doing homework.
Betty: Don't ignore me.
Amelia: I'm not ignoring you. I'm ignoring the demon.
Betty: What demon?
Amelia: Your last high.
Brian [at mom's funeral]: Say something.
Stewie: What?
Brian: Just say something please.
Stewie: For god's sake. Um... "Yea, and God said on to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac'. And Abraham said, 'I can't hear you, You'll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. Is this better? Check, Check, Check. Jerry pull the high end out I'm, getting some hiss back here.'"
Brian: Say something about my mother!
Stewie: Oh yes, I'm sorry. I never knew Biscuit as a Dog, but I did know her as a table. She was sturdy, all four legs the same length...
Brian: Thanks. That's enough.
Stewie: Yes. Requiem in Terra Pax, and so forth. Amen
Come on, we can't let those smoke eaters have bragging rights.
Frank
I'm going to kill you. I'm going to fly to Chicago, kill you, put your stupid face on a deep dish pizza and eat it. And then maybe catch a Bears game. But mostly the killing and eating your face thing.
Robin
Uprooting my entire life is not an inconvenience!
April
The hot water takes a little while to come on. So, the best thing to do is to turn it on, do all your shopping, you come back and take a shower.
Jerry