Josh: Babe! You're not a millennial.
Liza: Yeah, and Dr. Dre is not a doctor.

Listen, if you kill Yogi and Boo-Boo I'm never talking to you again.

Kenzi

Stefan: Three. That's the number of people Caroline and I have saved. Barely.
Damon: So, did you call just to brag, or...?

Rebel Officer: Stop right there. You put down your blasters right now!
Mayfeld: Nice shoes.
Rebel Officer: Put down your blasters
Mayfeld: Matches his belt.

Hey, Reese, no offense but if the vigilante thing doesn't work out, I'm not really seeing a future for you in conflict resolution.

Shaw

Art: Think of it as a family trip.
Raylan: The Crowes are a terrible family.

The only mistake I made was thinking that you would help. Susannah would never forgive you for abandoning her boys! She would never even believe...

Belly [to Laurel]

I’m sorry for blowing you off earlier. We can totally talk about orgasms if you want to.

Cliff

Monogamy is the great tragedy of beauty.

Criminal

I'm the person who's going to make sure the President doesn't grant you clemency.

Hannah

All men must make a choice at some point. Whether to be a good husband and father or good at their career. I made my choice a long time ago. I guess this brain tumor has taught me that being able to put your name on a building isn't enough.

Silas

Chris: No joke I fell asleep while packing.
Reagan: Did you also fall asleep while putting on your clothes Honey because you're wearing a deep V and my pregnancy pants.
Chris: I thought I was wearing capris.