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Dead gets us DNA now.
Bishop
I've got this Christian girlfriend now, and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son, and I'm trying to get her to renounce god and **** me and I just want to ... prove to her that I'm worth it.
Gob
Don't confuse me with social services. I'm not your counselor. I'm not here to hold your hand.
Frank
Slow down brother. Control. Remember. Doesn’t matter whether it’s a blonde or blood bags, the same principles apply.
Damon
But I'm just a dealer, I mean a doctor, not a therapist.
Dr. Ken [to Desna]
We're zombies. We don't need Ocean's 11 to do this job. We just need the right brains.
Liv
Susan: Why do I have to be the mommy?
Ross: OK. I'm gonna play my sperm card one more time.
Alvin: The man with no shirt killed Santa.
Winston: Oh, you mean Schmidt? He was just dressing up like Santa.
Alvin: Then why isn't he wearing a shirt?
Winston: You know, we ask ourselves that question every single day.
Alvin: Is it because he's a d-bag? Mommy says he's a d-bag.
It is more important than ever that we restrain ourselves, even if it is against our nature.
Bill
Camila: I have one question for you, Teresa. Did you know he was alive?
Teresa: No.
Camila: Then we only have one hole to dig.
Nobody in the Bible lived a life free of suffering or injustice. If they had, it wouldn't have been a bestseller.
Rabbi Eli
Blair: I have a surprise for you!
Chuck: In that case why are you still dressed?