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It's not high school, I can't just quit cheerleading because you don't like the captain
Nico
You will yell, scream, point fingers, anything so you don't have to change. Not one bit.
Renzo
Phyllis: It looks like we're going to be here for awhile, so why don't you make a little plate of hummus for everyone. Little triangles of pita, toasted on both sides, fanned so you can easily can grab them.
Angela: I don't--
Phyllis: And napkins... fanned.
You ruined David Rosen. You took a good man, an honest, decent man, and you made him think that to do any good in this world, he had to be like you. A liar, a cheater, poison. Because that's what you are, Liv. You are poison. And everyone who touches you pays the price.
Abby
Rebecca: He was the closest thing I'll ever have to a son. The closest thing I'll ever have to sharing my blood.
Aidan: I'm sorry.
Carla: That nurse makes me feel so old.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, calm down, nurse Espinosa. I have it on good authority that she's a dude.
Carla: I made that stuff up.
Dr. Kelso: Then it's time for her to meet Bob Kelso, licensed hetero.
You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.
Kurt
I'm pleased to announce that the National Earth Day Organization has chosen South Park as its location for the Earth Day Brainwashing Festival!
Ms.Choksondick
Trust is hard for surgeons. We're trained from day one to believe that the only person we can trust is ourselves.
Derek
Joanna: Billy, what if there's a little David Hanley growing inside me?
Billy: It's not possible. You won't let that happen.
I loved being you. Every second of it. Oh, the way you burned like a sun, like a whole screaming world on fire. I remember that feeling. And I always will. And I will always miss it.
Missy
No hero can save everyone, not even Superman. But a real hero never stops trying.
James