Popular Quotes
Myka: So, Claudia... Todd is cute.
Claudia: Who? Oh? Uh, this is me ignoring you.
Mickey: I rolled on the cartel I was working for and in exchange, guess who gets to pick where he gets locked up?
Ian: Holy fuck.
Mickey: Oh, hey. I got bottom so you're on top.
Stella: This is so embarrassing.
Walker: For who?
I'm sorry. Sally, are you going to do this? Are you going to eat live flesh to survive?
Aidan
I hope it's gay...male gay, because with the ladies it's too much hiking.
Liz
Babe, the dodos in that house are literally the four most important human beings in the universe. I wanted you to take care of them because I trust you.
Eleanor
Sorry, brother.
Daryl
You never do what you have to do, Lucifer. You only do what you want to do.
Dan
[narrating] "Superstition lies in the space between what we can control and what we can't. Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck. No one wants to pass up a chance for good luck. But does saying it 33 times really help? Is anyone actually listening? Why do we bother doing those strange things? We rely on superstitions because we're smart enough to know we don't have all the answers.. and that life works in mysterious ways. Don't diss the juju, from wherever it comes."
MEREDITH
You don't have to apologize to me. I understand. Just know this, if you change your mind or if it ever just gets to be too much for you one day, and you need me to step in. I'll tell him. I'll be right here waiting. I love you, and there's nothing you can ever do to make me stop loving you.
Mrs. Baker
J.D.: But hey, thanks for taking the hit on this one.
Carla: Me? Na-a na-a, you're his best friend, all you have to do is say "I'm sorry", high-five him & go "DAAAAHHHHH!"
J.D.: Oh, but all you have to do is have sex with him & he'll forgive you. If I have sex with him he'll probably end up madder.
Rachel [about the Bainbridge briefs]: And that's why he called you a sucker...
Mike: He called me a what now?!
Mike [after seeing for himself]: I am a sucker...when did that happen?