Popular Quotes
Morales: What do you think is going to happen to Sandeford?
Killian: I can't think about that right now.
Chen: You can tell me! People trashtalk their T.O's all the time.
Thorsen: You're not exactly a rookie though.
Chen: You can still talk to me.
Back at the station I put you in a bad situation. I know it's not like it was back in the day when I had free reign of the place. It's your house now.
Stabler
Benson: I know this is gonna be hard for you: but you have the right to remain silent.
You’re so not a “Jen.” I think abbreviating names is in the intimidation nation’s bylaws.
Tamara
Josephine: It must all be so confusing. Come. No person is meant to bear so much weight.
Dorothy: What are you doing?
Josephine: Dorothy. You were never meant to be part of this. I know what you've done for your son. The length you have gone to get him back, it's breathtaking, but it's time to end this, isn't it?
I fight for death. When I win, no one will be saved.
Luna
Robert, if you try to run out on me again, I'll put you down like a three-legged mule.
Red [to Vesco]
Cartman: (in his Scuzzlebutt costume) I am Scuzzlebutt! Lord of the Mountains! Behold my Patrick Duffy leg!
Ned: What is it?
Kyle: Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman WASN'T lying!
Jimbo: Holy smoke! We can make a mint killing this thing!
Ned: We'll be on the cover of "Guns and Ammo".
Jimbo: This calls for some HJ-14...
Cartman: (chuckles) Those guys are totally scared...
Jimbo: Fire in the hole! (fires two missiles)
Cartman: Holy crap! (dodges the two missiles)
Jimbo: Damn it! I think I missed!
Cartman: What the hell is wrong with you people?! (runs away)
Jimbo: Come on, let's move! Move!
To Lucas and his baby. May the two of you always be as happy as you are right now.
Rex
Rachel: Why are you two fighting again?
Kristen: We aren't fighting.
Brady: Sometimes adults speak loud when we're talking about something important.
Rachel: I don't like when you fight. It makes my tummy hurt.
We can handle the alcoholism, melted cheese in the microwave and, selling A's for cigarettes, but not laying a hand on a child.
Principal Skinner