This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.

Puck

And you're going to have to deal with this cray-cray [Kenneth], who loses his shit on a daily.

Desna [to Bryce]

Octavia: Better?
Lincoln: We'll make a warrior out of you yet.

Lois: Oh, look who's back; the grave robber.
Peter: Hey, Lois.
Lois: So, what happened? You find your treasure?
Peter: No, I realised something after you left; It's not the treasure that matters. All that really matters is the money you get in exchange for the treasure. I guess I had to learn that the hard way.

Whatever it is they're doing out here, they're willing to kill for it.

Jason

William: You shouldn’t be selling yourself short.
Virginia: I wouldn’t sell myself, period.

You know what happens to heroes? They die, Jake.

Meese

Eric: Why arn't we shooting, Billy?
Billy: Light's not right.
Eric: When is it going to be right?
Billy: When the clouds move.
Eric: When is that gonna be?
Billy: I'm a film maker, suit. Not a fucking weatherman

Serena: B, I know you like to turn everything into a contest but surely Dan isn't your biggest competition at W.
Blair: All the other girls are variations on a theme. And that theme is slightly lesser versions of me. But Dan is a writer. He makes delicious coffee. Never mind the fact that he's not a completely horrible looking straight guy working at a fashion magazine. He's got the whole office buzzing.

Yep, we raised a deadbeat.

Jules

Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.

Jackson: At least it went clear through.
Ben: Yep, you’re lucky.
Jackson: Oh yeah, the luckiest.