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Do you know what insubordination means? It means you're grounded.
Regina
Hen: So, four weeks of abstinence?
Buck: Four weeks.
Hen: How's that been?
Buck: It's, uh, starting to feel like a whole other kind of emergency.
Max: Sorry, you reported the doctor who covered up a botched surgery, and there is no record of an investigation? Who the hell did you report him to?
Hartman: The dean of medicine. Peter Fulton. I told him everything. Nothing happened.
I'm done you're done we're done I'm done you're done, done done done. Like, I don't even know at this point!
Ronnie
Barry's real superpower isn't speed, it's hope. The kid's got an endless reservoir. Thinks it's all gonna work out!
HR
Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes. She isn't the free spirit I am.
Sheldon
Leslie: I don't think I could date someone doesn't share my interests. Could you date someone who doesn't love giving vaccinations?
Ann: I've never dated anyone who's loved giving vaccinations.
I will die without her. I will die. I mean, what if I never get her back? What if she's really gone?
Jane
It's not distance that heals, sweetheart. It's time. And all the miles you put between you and everyone who loves you won't help.
Maggie
Ben: Show me Pelosi again.

Leslie: Okay, lay down.
I tangled with them once before. They're nasty. I was lucky they only took my cargo parts. Not my vital parts.
Scantron
Harris: Oh my god! You guys won't believe what happened. I passed my driving test!
Jackie: Apparently it's pass everyone day.
Harris: Come on! I'm not that bad of a driver.
Jackie: I let you drive home and you made a garbage truck swerve. You don't see something that big on two wheels everyday.