Aaron: Was that a kangaroo?
Charlie: That was the best costume I have ever seen.

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• Added: October 30, 2009

If you can't trust Mark, who can you trust?

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• Added: October 21, 2009

Mark is an alcoholic, Olivia. He doesn't need a reason to drink. He drinks because he drinks.

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• Added: October 21, 2009

If you're trying to prevent the future and save your marriage, the first step isn't keeping secrets from your wife and that's coming from a guy who's been divorced

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• Added: October 09, 2009

Even if this future stuff is real, maybe it's a blessing in disguise... Ghost of Christmas future crap.

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• Added: September 18, 2009