Aaron: Was that a kangaroo?
Charlie: That was the best costume I have ever seen.

If you can't trust Mark, who can you trust?

Mark is an alcoholic, Olivia. He doesn't need a reason to drink. He drinks because he drinks.

If you're trying to prevent the future and save your marriage, the first step isn't keeping secrets from your wife and that's coming from a guy who's been divorced

Even if this future stuff is real, maybe it's a blessing in disguise... Ghost of Christmas future crap.

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