Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Agent Phil Coulson Quotes
We don't want to hurt you Chin. I'm sorry, but we have too.
Ward: And the attackers?
Coulson: Invisible.
Skye: Wait Invisible? So cool, but terrible.
Ward: Skye, the girl is not qualified to be a Shield agent.
Coulson: That's why I invited her on as a consultant. Shield does it all the time. Technically Stark is a consultant.
You should know, I'm not a fan of being poked.
Coulson: You forget, I saw plenty of action with The Avengers.
May: [Coulson walks off] And you died.
Coulson: I can’t think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.
Skye: Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He’s so dreamy.
Coulson: Sure he’s handsome but
May: No he’s dreamy.
Ward: So Director Fury faked your death to motivate the Avengers?
Hill: The death of a comrade is a particularly effective motivator.
Coulson: It wasn't that big of stretch, I stopped breathing for 40 seconds
Hill: That time gets longer each time you tell it.
Coulson: You get shanked by the Asgardian Mussolini and you can tell it your way.
Coulson: What is it with the flowers?
Raina: Who doesn't like flowers? I'm glad you noticed.
The skull on fire presents a pretty compelling argument for "Hail Satan."
Coulson [on Ghost Rider]
Coulson: Skye, hey? Skye are you okay? Skye?
Daisy: It's Daisy.
Coulson: What?
Bobbi: It's Daisy now sir. You're really having a hard time with this huh?
Coulson: Damn it, yeah.
Hill: For that you will have to ask Agent Coulson.
Ward: I'm clearance level 6, I know that Coulson died before the battle of New York,
Coulson: [steps out of shadow] Welcome to level 7. Sorry, that corner was really dark, I couldn't help myself. I think there's a bulb out.
The world is full of evil, lies, pain, and death and you can’t hide from it. You can only face it. The question is when you do, how do you respond, who do you become?
