Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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Coulson: I don't know how else to explain it but it needs to be carved.
Skye: Does it just appear in your mind like some sort of vision?
Coulson: No, it just kinda happens. Which is really frustrating because no matter how much I carve it still means nothing to me. I don't even have a theory.
Skye: I do. It's a map.

Skye: Hold on are you saying that I am an alien?
Coulson: It's a theory.
Skye: No a theory is what scientists use to prove things in nature. This is you telling me that I might be an alien. That is not something you just say like it's no big deal.
Coulson: I was trying not to rattle you.
Skye: Guess what? Epic fail.

To be honest I was almost relieved when SHIELD put him down. The Garrett I knew was long gone since the writing started. And whatever took his place, I don't think it was meant to survive.

Ward

Simmons: Fitz this is a good thing. You've got friends now, real friends you don't need me anymore.
Fitz: Yeah but I miss you. I mean, I still miss her.

You know keeping her in the dark won't end well.

May

Fitz: So I don't have an ex, but there was this girl that I like and I told her how I felt. But she doesn't feel the same way as I do, so she left.
Hunter: Her loss then mate. From what I can see she's missing out.

I know there's writing on the back of that painting. The government wouldn't have sent me down here if we didn't. Phil, you're the only one who can help me figure out what that writing is. It's what you do. Why don't we help each other out?

Talbot

Laser grids. Why is it always laser grids?

Coulson

Fitz: Is there anything more?
Coulson: That I'm keeping from you? Yeah I'm Director, there's a hell of a lot more. But there is one other thing you should know. Simmons is on an assignment. That's why she hasn't been in contact. That's why she left.

I want to be left alone but you people won't stop coming after me. So I'm done hiding. It's time HYDRA learn once and for all I'm not interested. I'm not afraid. I'm pissed off. And every HYDRA agent they send is going to feel it.

Donnie Gill

Undercover is all about the relationships you make. If you're going to move up in HYDRA you need to make friends.

Coulson

Hunter: Well that's just marvelous. Talbot wants me dead and now I have no funds to run with. Any tips?
Coulson: Yeah, don't run. Work for me instead.
Hunter: Creel must have hit you in the head. I shot three of your agents.
Coulson: Including Agent May, not a smart move.
Hunter: Is she the type that holds a grudge?
Coulson: Savors it actually. No doubt you've made some mistakes, so have I like letting you go after Creel but I felt for you.
Hunter: Yeah and I took advantage of that. How do you know I won't do it again?
Coulson: I don't, but the reality is I don't have a fleet of Hellicarriers, or Quinn Jets or thousands of agents at my disposal anymore. We're lucky we still have our George Foreman grill.
Hunter: You need warm bodies is that it?
Coulson: I need skilled assets in the field who are willing to step over the line. To do the wrong thing but for the right reason. I need you because I can't be you. Not anymore.

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Hill: Then New York was invaded by aliens, and they were beaten back by among others, a giant green monster, a costumed hero from the 40s, and a god.
Ward: I don't think Thor is technically a god
Hill: You haven't been near his arms.

Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for Agent Ward?
Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: That someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD.

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