Popular Alaric 'Rick' Saltzman Quotes
Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.
Alaric: Maybe they finally realized you’re a dick.
I think you found a way to get out of bed this morning and that makes you the strongest person I know.
Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think he’s still a little pissed.
Alaric: You’re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
Damon: Yeah, well. I didn’t mean it with him.
Alaric: Careful where you shine that thing. Bat hate the light?
Elena: Wait... what?
As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple, archaeological terms, it’s a really, really old story.
Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.
Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.
Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."
Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?
You're on speaker phone, dick.
Elena: You're the one who told me I can handle things on my own now.
Alaric: I meant like frozen dinners and SATs.
