Popular Alaric 'Rick' Saltzman Quotes
Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.
Alaric: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Elena: What? Damon. He thinks he's hilarious.
I think you found a way to get out of bed this morning and that makes you the strongest person I know.
Alaric: Youâ€™re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
Damon: Yeah, well. I didnâ€™t mean it with him.
Alaric: Careful where you shine that thing. Bat hate the light?
Elena: Wait... what?
As far as I could tell, itâ€™s a story. In simple, archaeological terms, itâ€™s a really, really old story.
Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.
Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.
Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."
Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?
You're on speaker phone, dick.
Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think heâ€™s still a little pissed.