Popular Alaric 'Rick' Saltzman Quotes
Friendly advice, when you finally get the girl… don’t blow her up.
Elena: You know this'll never not be weird.
Alaric: What that some ancient witch turned me into a vampire or that 4 months ago I rose from the dead?
Elena: That you're my college professor.
Elena you know I can smell that right? I'm teaching a class full of kids who look like blood sausages. Could you put that away?
Okay so when I lost my human nature, I also lost my game. Where are you?
Alaric: Damon is going to kill me.
Elena: You're un-killable.
Alaric: Doesn't mean he won't try!
She loved you too much and it was killing her.
Jo: Why don't you just compel me out of the way? Look don't you think it's about time we level with each other?
Alaric: Okay, how's this: my best friend, he just came from the dead but now i have to save him from a vampire hunter before he's driven across an anti-magic border and killed...again. So here's some friendly advice: it's probably a good idea to stay as far away from me as possible.
I am not on painkillers. In fact I feel awful. But I'm enjoying every miserable human moment of the pain.
Damon: There are no drawbacks to this woman Stefan!
Alaric: Ehh, she did sleep with you.
Damon: See? Another plus.
Cryptic question, accusatory tone, this doesn't bode well for me.
[to Damon] You know, I don't know how I went so long without saying this, but you're a real dick!
You actually think I'd watch this sober?