Friendly advice, when you finally get the girl… don’t blow her up.

Elena: You know this'll never not be weird.
Alaric: What that some ancient witch turned me into a vampire or that 4 months ago I rose from the dead?
Elena: That you're my college professor.

Elena you know I can smell that right? I'm teaching a class full of kids who look like blood sausages. Could you put that away?

Okay so when I lost my human nature, I also lost my game. Where are you?

Alaric: Damon is going to kill me.
Elena: You're un-killable.
Alaric: Doesn't mean he won't try!

She loved you too much and it was killing her.

Jo: Why don't you just compel me out of the way? Look don't you think it's about time we level with each other?
Alaric: Okay, how's this: my best friend, he just came from the dead but now i have to save him from a vampire hunter before he's driven across an anti-magic border and killed...again. So here's some friendly advice: it's probably a good idea to stay as far away from me as possible.

I am not on painkillers. In fact I feel awful. But I'm enjoying every miserable human moment of the pain.

Damon: There are no drawbacks to this woman Stefan!
Alaric: Ehh, she did sleep with you.
Damon: See? Another plus.

Cryptic question, accusatory tone, this doesn't bode well for me.

[to Damon] You know, I don't know how I went so long without saying this, but you're a real dick!

You actually think I'd watch this sober?

Legacies Quotes

Alaric: Cheater!
Hope: You should really get a vampire to start doing my training. You're getting a little old for me to break your human bones.
Alaric: How dare you.

Alaric: Block with your hand.
Hope: I got it.
Alaric: If you had it I wouldn't have to say it.