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Amy: Good news: the wildebeest is in the curry.

The real danger is him biting off my face while I'm sleeping.

Amy: The meme has reached full penetration.
Sheldon: Pun intended?
Amy: No. Happy accident.

Amy: I should let you know that she asked for details about our dalliance.
Sheldon: Interesting. So it went beyond the mere fact of coitus to a "blow by blow" as it were.
Amy: Pun intended?
Sheldon: I'm sorry. What pun?

Penny, I'm sorry you got dragged into this. I know you're devastated that your ex-boyfriend has an exciting new lover with flawless, camel-colored skin.

Don't be needy, bestie. That's probably part of what chased Leonard away.

Yo, P-dog.

She used to be much more fun until Leonard punched her in the heart.

You do understand that it will distract you from the rich variety of sweet loving that your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai.

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