Samantha Who?
Andrea Belladonna Quotes
Andrea: Why didn't you tell me? I know fifteen euro trash partiers who could be here in five minutes.
Dena: It's Samantha's birthday party, you can't fill it with strangers.
Andrea: She has amneasia.
Dena: Start dialing.
Samantha: Andrea, you know something and I want to hear it.
Andrea: There was an incident a few years ago. You and I were coming out of a club.
Samantha: And?
Andrea: Sorry, usually by now, you're like "Oh my God" and then you remember everything.
Samantha: Just tell me the story!
Andrea: God! That's my boss! There must be some kind of line he's crossing here, right?
Samantha: It's not happening if you don't look at it.
Andrea: Like poverty.
Samantha: Since when is she [Dena] your best friend?
Andrea: Who got up in the middle of the night to pick her up when her stupid car ran out of gas last month?
Samantha: Me.
Andrea: Oh, so now all of a sudden you have a memory. That's very convenient.
Andrea: I hate you, and I don't like your shoes today. And if you fell off the face of the earth, I wouldn't even care.
Samantha: (crying) Good... there's more billionaires for me.
Dena(on the face Sam is making: Oooh, that's the scary face she made at the lake. Bad Sam is back.
Andrea: Oh, there's my baby girl! Oh, it's good to see you!
Andrea: That is a good point, Tina.
Dena: It's Dena.
Andrea: Really? Has it always been?
Dena: Yes.
Andrea: Oh. Anyway, Dena. So ... are you sure? That does not sound right.
Dena: It's Dena. Mmm hmm.
Andrea: Dena. Okay. To strong women. (raises glass)
Dena: (taking glass from Andrea) And stop taking my drinks.
Sam: You're supposed to say, you know, "Oh, Sam, sweetie, you can stay here as long as you want", and -and -and, then we eat cookies.
Andrea:Well, Sam, you're making me feel like a bad friend.
Sam: Well you're being a bad friend!
Andrea: Listen to me, listen to me. You are ready for this. You look fabulous, the pond is deep, the fish are biting!
Dena (suddenly appearing): Well, hello!
Andrea: But then a boat motors through...
Regina: I don't want you to think I'm one of those uptight mothers, I... I... I want to be supportive, so, c'mon, let's get my little girl laid.
Dena: Okay!
Samantha (to Andrea): This is bad, right?
Andrea: Do you think?! I'm out with a dork, her mother and her stalker. Looks like I'm leading the special-needs field trip.
Samantha: Disinvited? But she liked me. How can she disinvite someone she likes so much?
Andrea: Oh I don't know, it might be because you started a litte wedding pool on how long the marriage would last.
Samantha: Well that's not very likable.
