Andy Dwyer Quotes
Season 4, Episode 12: "Campaign Ad"
Andy: I hit my head, or brain helmet.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Citizen Knope"
Donna: So, I made my desk out of silver M&Ms, but they do not make silver M&Ms so I spray painted them.
Ann: Okay, so those are poisonous, so no one eat them.
Andy: Yeah, duh!
Ann: Go throw up.
Andy: I didn't eat any.
Ann: Go throw up.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Smallest Park"
Andy: One of the most significant bummers of my lifetime.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Treaty"
Andy: I definitely have more lions than any other country in the whole world right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: If you re-arrange the letters of Peru, you get Europe.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: I definitely have more lions than any other country in the world.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "End of the World"
Andy: No thinking just stupid!
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: Where's all the faces of the presidents?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "Meet N Greet"
Andy: No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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