Andy Dwyer Quotes
Season 5, Episode 22: "Are You Better Off?"
Andy: This case just remained interesting.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 21: "Swing Vote"
Andy: Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: That is my band. I didn't recognize them without me because I'm the only one that matters.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 20: "Jerry's Scrapbook"
April: Torturing Jerry was my favorite thing in the world. Next to making out with you.
Andy: Remember when we did that at the same time? It made him so uncomfortable!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 13: "Emergency Response"
Andy: Well, everyone calls me Andy, but my full name is Andrew...? I think...
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 12: "Ann's Decision"
Andy: Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants! Band name I call it! Or maybe just Fleetwood Mac.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: Honestly, you'd look hot naked.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 9: "Ron and Diane"
Andy: I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "Leslie vs. April"
Andy: I can never tell if people are lying to me. I hope that doesn't come up in my police work.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 4: "Sex Education"
Leslie: Seniors can be pretty ornery.
Andy: I think it's pronounced "horny."
• Rating: Unrated
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