Andy Dwyer Quotes
Ben: I have so many presents, it's weird!
Andy: Yes!! Oh, for the baby? Put 'em over there.
April: But in the end? Bringing a child into this world? That's disgusting!
Andy: Nooo, we'd wipe all the disgusting stuff right off it!
Andy: I get to push the buttons! I call it!
April: He called it.
Leslie: Yeah I know.
Was he killed by a younger, stronger, barber!?
You're what keeps me going. You're my "VerizonChipotleExon."
I once found a rock that look like Santa Claus -- hat and everything.
I don't understand what's the problem Officer, just train the ocean!
My wife, "April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer!"
"Phenomenon" means to "search a cave."
Andy: Hey, kids! This seems like a "hug moment!"
Ron: You are mistaken! Remove the graphic!
I don't know what happened! I took it out to play hide and seek, I couldn't find it, and -- oh wait I know what happened.
In a couple weeks, I'll be moving to Washington, D.C. It's the capitol of the entire world.
