Angel Batista Quotes
Season 5, Episode 4: "Beauty And The Beast"
Masuka: He's got daddy's eyes.
Batista:... and your penis size.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Hello, Dexter Morgan"
Christine: I don't know who my father is.
Angel: He is the Trinity Killer, and he's been sending you postcards from Hell!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 8: "Road Kill [Dexter]"
Angel: We're looking for a potentially old white guy... in Miami?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 7: "Slack Tide"
Angel: Let's get a search team here. Maybe it can find some more body parts.
Dexter: A head would be nice!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "If I Had a Hammer"
Laguerta: You hate sitting behind a desk.
Angel: But I love being with you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 4: "Dex Takes a Holiday"
Angel: I'm having intimate relations with Laguerta.
Dexter: Congratultions?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Resistance Is Futile"
Deb: What's going on in there?
LaGuerta: You tell us.
Deb: Why would I know?
Angel: Come on. You're Lundy's pet.
Deb: F**k you.
Chico: Seriously, what's Lundy got, or is he just blowing smoke?
Deb: Seriously, I don't know. But if he's got something, it ain't smoke. Lundy's too good to blow smoke.
Angel: Man, no wonder you're his pet.
Deb: F**k you twice.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Morning Comes"
Deb: The Bay Harbor Butcher is one of our own.
Lundy: We keep this to ourselves for now. Just the three of us.
Angel: Well, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch.
• Rating: Unrated
Masuka: How come you got a hug and I get a pat on the nose?
Angel: Cause you're like a retarded puppy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 6: "Dex, Lies, and Videotape"
Angel: No job, no relationship. You got guns and a minor assault record.
Olson: And I voted for George Bush. Both times. What's your point
• Rating: Unrated
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