Popular Annie Edison Quotes
They can make us sick by biting us. The banana said so.
Abed: I'm like Robocop.
Annie: Yes. Cherise is a bad rowboat. Sink her.
Accidents don't just happen over and over and over again. This isn't budget daycare.
Annie: There's a conspiracy here. A dark, vast conspiracy that just may that go all the way to the top.
Jeff: This is Greendale, Annie. If there is a conspiracy, it goes to slightly above the middle.
I'm not a relaxed person Britta. I think ahead. I prepare. I don't improvise my life like Caroline Decker, who probably has really bad credit and an unfinished mermaid tattoo.
Jeff: How old is he again?
Annie: 30-something I guess. He has a land-line and uses the world album.
I'm only taking this because I'm a little worried about making rent and they told me the procedure for selling eggs takes three weeks.
Pierce: What is a period fairy?
Annie: The fairy that gives you a dollar every time you get your period
Pierce: Does she still come?
He's about to get flushed down the toilet in the next scene and he'll be done.
Annie: I'm... ew, Hector the well-endowed? Abed!
Abed: I didn't know you'd pick one at random. I made that one with Troy in mind.
Is she a friend of Ellen?
Annie: We know there's no point Jeff, we kinda just felt like feeling it.
Shirley: Yeah Jeff, what are you, Abed? Oh - sorry Abed!
