True Blood

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Zombies are the new vampires, didn't you know that?

Cheese and crackers, Andy, will you put some clothes on? Have you lost your mind?

First of all, I've seen enough horror movies to know you don't split up when you're in a big, scary asylum and there's a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it's fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect on Russell. So the way I see it, it's me protecting you from him instead of the other way around. Third, I got a headache and I gotta pee something fierce so I'd just as soon get this over with

Sookie

Life is really a sh-t sandwich sometimes.

Sugar this is Bon Temps. Down here organic means you play the fancy piano at church.

I did not survive four lousy husbands, a serial killer boyfriend and the sort of suicide of my love Terry, to die in the dingy basement of a fucking vampire bar.

You never get over the loss of someone you love, you just learn to deal with it.

You two got yourselves a sticky situation. You better deal with it quick before your grandkids are your step-grandkids first.

Shit happens Holly, you clean it up.

Arlene: We can't have sex?
Keith: Well then let's just dance.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric: I've tried trusting, I've tried sharing and it's just not fucking working for me. Now are you with me or not?
Pam: Oh I am so fucking with you.

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes