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True-blood

Zombies are the new vampires, didn't you know that?

Cheese and crackers, Andy, will you put some clothes on? Have you lost your mind?

First of all, I've seen enough horror movies to know you don't split up when you're in a big, scary asylum and there's a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it's fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect on Russell. So the way I see it, it's me protecting you from him instead of the other way around. Third, I got a headache and I gotta pee something fierce so I'd just as soon get this over with

Sookie

Life is really a sh-t sandwich sometimes.

Sugar this is Bon Temps. Down here organic means you play the fancy piano at church.

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