Favorite Barbara Henrickson Quotes
You kissed my son on the lips?
If Bill gets wind of this sugar will really hit the fan.
(to Margene) I know everything, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Do you have any nice girls for Bennie to date - his age?
Congratulations to...?
At least Mormonism places a premium on courtesy and politeness.
Barb: I do not want the kids to go to the compound!
Nicki: All the kids or just your kids?
Barb: Any kids and certainly not mine. And mine include yours!
We all know what I am talking about - we all run to our Prozac, our Xanax, and our Benadryl.
I made a statement and I stick by it.
You write out whatever you want me to say and I will say it - especially since I have no voice of my own.
Barb: I'm having an affair.
Peg: With who?
Barb: Bill.
Peg: Your husband Bill?
Ben! Go put a shirt on. This isn't a nudist colony, last time I checked
