I'll be fine on my own.

You might have to hide the Draino Bill, because I might drink it.

Ben! Go put a shirt on. This isn't a nudist colony, last time I checked

Barb [seeing Nicki come home with shopping bags]: How's the "family emergency" going?
Margie: Yeah, somebody die at The Gap?

Big Love Quotes

Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.