You kissed my son on the lips?

If Bill gets wind of this sugar will really hit the fan.

Do you have any nice girls for Bennie to date - his age?

(to Margene) I know everything, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Congratulations to...?

At least Mormonism places a premium on courtesy and politeness.

Businesses come and go - Family stays. And I want to make sure your needs are taken care of.

We all know what I am talking about - we all run to our Prozac, our Xanax, and our Benadryl.

I made a statement and I stick by it.

You write out whatever you want me to say and I will say it - especially since I have no voice of my own.

You know Bill -it's like the wind! Always changing.

Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

Big Love Quotes

Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.