(to Bill) What happened in church today. Everyone sensed there was something.

Ben: I think about sex all the time!
Brynn: But that's good.
Ben: No, I can't control it. I get hard-ons in woodshop!

Margene: Your father said we cannot call a plumber.
Ben: I know.
Margene: Do you think he's a cheapskate?
Ben: Umm, I believe the word is thrifty

Margie: Bennie, do you remember a few years ago a vote about me?
Ben: Which one?
Margie: The one about me joining the family.
Ben: Which one?

I've had to grow up. Why not you?

Ben: How do you know if God's talking to you or if you're just talking to yourself?
Bill: That's one of the most important challenges in life

(to Margene) Maybe this isn't about you and me anymore, maybe its about me and my dad.

Don't you get in Gram - he's gonna kill us anyway.

Bill: There are some real cops in front of the house.
Nikki: The same cops that let Alby go. Who are investing you and Margene are now protecting us? I feel so much better.

Trust me. My mom's too embarrassed to say anything.

Cara Lynn

Ben: I just thought it would be best if I left for a while.
Bill: I was just thinking the same thing.

Big Love Quotes

Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.