Ben: How do you know if God's talking to you or if you're just talking to yourself?
Bill: That's one of the most important challenges in life

Ben: I think about sex all the time!
Brynn: But that's good.
Ben: No, I can't control it. I get hard-ons in woodshop!

Margene: Your father said we cannot call a plumber.
Ben: I know.
Margene: Do you think he's a cheapskate?
Ben: Umm, I believe the word is thrifty

Margie: Bennie, do you remember a few years ago a vote about me?
Ben: Which one?
Margie: The one about me joining the family.
Ben: Which one?

I've had to grow up. Why not you?

Ben: I just thought it would be best if I left for a while.
Bill: I was just thinking the same thing.

(to Margene) Maybe this isn't about you and me anymore, maybe its about me and my dad.

Don't you get in Gram - he's gonna kill us anyway.

Bill: There are some real cops in front of the house.
Nikki: The same cops that let Alby go. Who are investing you and Margene are now protecting us? I feel so much better.

Trust me. My mom's too embarrassed to say anything.

Cara Lynn

(to Bill) What happened in church today. Everyone sensed there was something.

Big Love Quotes

Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.