Big Mike Quotes
Season 5, Episode 10: "Chuck Versus Bo"
Morgan: You really love it here, don't you?
Big Mike: Like a turkey loves Thanksgiving.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 9: "Chuck Versus the Kept Man"
Big Mike: Let the statuesque man work out in peace.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 2: "Chuck vs. the Bearded Bandit"
Big Mike: So listen Devon. Have you ever given any thought to do something that involves less doctoring and more making a commercial for the Buy More?
• Rating: Unrated
Big Mike: Man I am so over this whole Jeffster! thing.
Lester: Me too.
• Rating: Unrated
Big Mike: The Buy More seems...empty. Are we observing International Pancake Day?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 22: "Chuck Versus Agent X"
Big Mike: It's about steaks and gambling, and getting into some weird stuff that just might haunt you for the rest of your life.
• Rating: Unrated
Big Mike: That's the greatest thing a white person's ever done for me.
• Rating: Unrated
Big Mike: She knows I tapped Vegas dry back when I was with Earth, Wind, Fire and Rain.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 17: "Chuck Versus the First Bank of Evil"
Big Mike: Son, when you move into the forest, you can't complain that the wildlife is making too much noise. It's only natural, and beautiful, and frequent.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Chuck Versus The Balcony"
Lester: I've had three dates already, today.
Big Mike: During work?
Lester: They come to me, man. Not great, uh, individually, but solid fours.
Big Mike: Three fours? That's a twelve.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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