Favorite Birkhoff Quotes
Which brings us back to ... put my hardware down, Bitch.
Nikita: I'm the one with my ass on the line.
Birkhoff: I know. (Kisses Nikita on the lips) May the force be with you.
Nikita: Mikey, you can kick my ass when you get back. Okay, buddy?
Michael: Will do.
Michael: Get out of there.
Nikita: I will babes, as soon as I can.
Birkhoff: Oh, get a room.
Nikita: Is that Birkhoff?
Michael: Yep, just like old times.
Look, Nikki, you're allowed to miss him. But he's coming back. You guys are ... you're meant to be. You're like Bonnie and Clyde, except without the last scene.
Oh, God, Percy, can't you just die already?
Ah, bow down before Shadow Walker!
Division's dead, baby. Isn't it?
Birkhoff: Dude, you need to stop getting so personally invested in recruits. It never ends well for you; also it's getting kind of creepy. Alex is not Nikita.
Michael: Thanks for the tip.
Birkhoff: Nikki's alive. Who do you think let you out of your cell? I own this place.
Michael: What?
Birkhoff: I figure if Nikita can keep giving Division the finger I can at least cross mine behind my back.
As much as I love hosting couples therapy, you guys need to hit Craigslist. You got to the end of the week.
Alex: Are you still recommending me for cancellation?
Amanda: No.
Birkhoff: Lie.
Amanda? She's alive? That evil freaking bitch! How is that possible?
