Rachel: I'm actually not a beginner. My dads put me in lessons when I was four and I got bored so I quit.
Blaine: Huh! That's so unlike you.

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.

Sometimes if you want to make change you gotta make a little noise.

Rachel: You really don't want my notes. I won gold medal at the Loser Olympics.
Blaine: You can flame out as much as you want on national TV, but you're still Rachel Berry, and you are a show choir genius.

I don't know if it's all the bird talk...but I'm getting a little turned on.

I'm sorry, are you an actual writer from a real life television network?

Oh my God, is that Rachel Berry star of Broadway’s smash hit musical Funny Girl?

I dunno, maybe I should just stay home with you and watch Scandal.

No Oscar is worth that.

For the first time in my life I feel like I’m losing.

You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.

I heard he woke up. I heard he’s going to be OK.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.