Brooke: This is all Alex's influence! That bitch has been a pain in my pilates perfect butt since she rolled in here from rehab and landed here.• Show: One Tree Hill • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Brooke: I am fluent in boy and I'm pretty sure that "what's the rush?" doesn't mean "let's have a baby now."
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Brooke: I think I'm pregnant... I'm freaking out.
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Brooke: I really need a huge Haley heart-to-heart right now.
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Julian: I'm not a guys' guy. I don't have homies.
Brooke: I don't think anyone has had homies since 1989.
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Brooke: Alex "my butt is the size of a cumquat" Dupree... She's so manipulative and materialistic and self-serving, and naked and...
Chase: Brookish?
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Julian: She seems to have really come around.
Brooke: I doubt it. Once a ho-bag, always a ho-bag.
Julian: Now if I remember correctly...
Brooke: You might want to reconsider what you were about to say.
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Brooke [on Alex]: I don't trust her around men...she's like one of those herpes from mythology!
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Nathan: Putting my son to work?
Brooke: Absolutely! Clothes Over Bros has a long history of child labor.
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Brooke: I love you. You know that? I love who you are. I don't know how you got there, but I'm glad you did.
Julian: I'm glad I did, too, 'cause you're here with me.
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