Episode 16: "My Attendance is Bad But My Intentions Are Good"
Miranda: Personal sells records and wins Grammys. Personal gives people the words they're too afraid to say. So when you're ready to man up, come and make a record with me. [permalink]
Haley: I'm not the glue. My mom is. When she's gone everything is going to fall apart. [permalink]
Nathan: You working hard, or hardly working?
Julian: Wow, that's your movie quote? Shrek 2?
Nathan: I like Shrek 2. [permalink]
Julian: Can you make her sexier? Not sluttier, sexier. [permalink]
Clay: How's it going J.Scott?
Jamie: Too many girls at our house, not enough cereal. [permalink]
Jamie: Who ate all my cereal?
Quinn: Sorry buddy, Aunt Taylor likes to take things that aren't hers. [permalink]
Episode 15: "Don't You Forget About Me"
Julian: If you hurt her, I will hunt you down in the Outback. And I don't mean the steakhouse. Although, I'll go there too. [permalink]
Quinn: I'm the one that has to drive home with slut written on my car.
Kylie: I just wanted to better your chances of getting rear-ended. [permalink]
Alex: Who's your favorite director?
Julian: John Hughes. His movies were about the struggle that every teenager goes through. Talk about clear vision. [permalink]
Julian: I'm so happy you're all here to take this ride with me. Now let's make someone's favorite movie. Ugh, sounded better in my head. [permalink]
Haley: You have a lot of fun with Junk and Fergie. The two of them equal one adult. [permalink]
Brooke: I'm just watching a teamster paint my door a fugly shade of brown. [permalink]
Episode 14: "Family Affair"
David: We're actually having fun together. She's the first person who's made me smile in a long time.
Nathan: Just make sure you like her for the right reasons, and not because she reminds you of your sister. [permalink]
Taylor: That's right, I'm the sister who actually sleeps with guys. [permalink]
Alexander [to Brooke]: You're like an evil Disney character who feeds her servants porridge and pays them in buttons. [permalink]
Haley: If Nathan and I got divorced and he showed up with Taylor playing kissy face, not only would I never see them again, no would else would either. [permalink]
Clay: You look good covered in balls. [permalink]
Haley: Good morning, slut! You can get your things and go now. [permalink]
Episode 13: "Weeks Go By Like Days"
Alex: Where's Millie?
McKenna: I don't know, call 1-800-SnowNose. [permalink]
Jamie: Life on the road was sweet. Living rock and roll city to city. One time the bus driver even let me drive! [permalink]
