One Tree Hill

One Tree Hill Quotes

Episode 4: "Don't You Want to Share the Guilt?"

Dan: If I catch you near my family again, I'll kill you.
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Skills (to Mouth): You fat.
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Episode 3: "Love the Way You Lie"

Dan: I did the crime.
Haley: That doesn't mean you have to get hammered for it all the time.
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Chase: You used my pain for a free lap dance!
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Brooke: I hope you don't have to giggle and shake your ass, like I did.
Julian: Hey, if it means they'll use the stage, I'll do whatever it takes.
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Millie: No Marvin, nobody shrunk your shirts. Nobody added steps to the stairwell at home, and I am certain that nobody made the buttons on your cell phone smaller. Marvin, you're fat...fat, fat, fat!
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Haley: You can cook, right?
Chris: Chris Keller can do it all, baby.
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Chuck: Contrary to popular opinion, he doesn't speak for the both of us.
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Mouth: The stupid dry cleaners shrunk another shirt. What is that, three now?
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Chris: If I had a dime for every time I woke up on a merry-go-round or in a park, I'd be rich. You know what I was doing every time right before I woke up in those places? Some random chick.
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Haley: Trust me, I know. Chris Keller is not good for relationships.
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Episode 2: "In The Room Where You Sleep"

Dan: Don't worry Jamie. I'm not going anywhere.
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Julian: Both these guys are gonna play for the Dodgers, and then maybe my dad will finally love me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: Don't you need some actors or maybe a writer?
Julian: Uh, I had both of those things and she wanted to be a musician.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: Chris Keller doesn't open. Chris Keller headlines.
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Chuck: Chris Keller called me buddy!
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Chuck: What a tool. I'm gonna Chuck that guy right in the goods.
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Julian: Are the boys okay?
Victoria: Of course they're okay. I've done this before ya know?
Brooke: Barely.
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Episode 1: "Know This, We've Noticed"

Chris: Chris Keller likes jamming with Chris Keller. That way he works with the best.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Do you know what it's like to have a beautiful granddaughter, and have no expectations of holding her? Or to except the fact that you'll never be a part of your sons' family? Either son. I know what I've done. I know what I created. I just need a little help. Please.
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