You see, light drizzle will just annoy you, but thunder will f you up.

That was a Motherboy Ball.

She stole the Queen Mary to get away from the SEC. Then she winked.

It's Mexican proof.

Lucille: "We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: But then you whispered 'Don't pull out.'
Gob: GAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH.

Michael: Where is Gob?
George Sr.: Oh, who knows? I don't even know where he lives.
Buster: He doesn't live at Michael's?
Tobias: I've always pictured him in a lighthouse.

Buster: Oh, I'm not comfortable near the ocean since the seal attack. The ocean is my second biggest fear.
Lucille: Good, don't come. I need to be rubbing elbows, not working your fork.

When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth ... do they have figs over there?

My love thinks I'm a coward just because I wasted precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation.

Take Condoleezza Rice Lane -- it's faster.

Oh, I love soup. If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat soup, I'd be happy. I wouldn't even have to taste it. I could just take it through a tube. That would actually be better 'cause I wouldn't even burn my mouth. (laughs softly) Never let me die.

Lindsay: They teach self-expression and getting in touch with feelings, Michael. I mean, I know you don't have any.
Gob: The boy who couldn't cry.
Buster: He's a robot! (Buster's prosthetic hand falls off)
Lindsay: Michael can cry. He just doesn't want to rust.
Tobias: Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

Arrested Development Quotes

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

George Sr.

The zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Gob