Buster Bluth Quotes
Season 3, Episode 13: "Development Arrested"
Buster: Oh, I'm not comfortable near the ocean since the seal attack. The ocean is my second biggest fear.
Lucille: Good, don't come. I need to be rubbing elbows, not working your fork.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Where is Gob?
George Sr.: Oh, who knows? I don't even know where he lives.
Buster: He doesn't live at Michael's?
Tobias: I've always pictured him in a lighthouse.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 12: "Exit Strategy"
Buster: My love thinks I'm a coward just because I wasted precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation.
• Rating: Unrated
Buster: When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth ... do they have figs over there?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Buster: Take Condoleezza Rice Lane -- it's faster.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 10: "Fakin' It"
Buster: Oh, I love soup. If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat soup, I'd be happy. I wouldn't even have to taste it. I could just take it through a tube. That would actually be better 'cause I wouldn't even burn my mouth. (laughs softly) Never let me die.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "S.O.B.s"
Lindsay: They teach self-expression and getting in touch with feelings, Michael. I mean, I know you don't have any.
Gob: The boy who couldn't cry.
Buster: He's a robot! (Buster's prosthetic hand falls off)
Lindsay: Michael can cry. He just doesn't want to rust.
Tobias: Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 8: "Making a Stand"
Buster: And that's why you don't use one-armed persons to teach lessons!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Prison Break-In"
Narrator: Buster had recently brought home a turtle in an incredibly misguided attempt to make his mother jealous.
Buster: You can stay in this box that Uncle/Father Oscar left behind.
Narrator: In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana.
Buster: Oh, good, you've already got grass.
Narrator: Primo bud. Real sticky weed.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 6: "The Ocean Walker"
Lucille: Where's your hand?
Buster: I'm having my high school ring put on it. And my hook is stuck in the stair car.
• Rating: Unrated
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