John Beard: This is John Beard. Remember: Love each other.

Guys, maybe we can't play skins vs. skins.

George Michael

A horde. That's the minimum. They don't come in anything less than a horde.


We've been dealing with 'twincists' like you our entire lives.

Dorm Twin

Nice stop, Blind Side Monster.

Herbert Love

You see, light drizzle will just annoy you, but thunder will f you up.


That was a phone. This looks like you're pointing at someplace to sell your gold.


That was a Motherboy Ball.


Take to the sea!

Barry Zuckerkorn

You were in the remake of Dangerous Cousins. I signed up to Netflix because of that movie.

George Michael

That's all the news that's fit to pump. I quit.

John Beard

[looking at a disguised Lindsay] Well, gentlemen start your engines.

George Michael

Arrested Development Quotes

(holding stuffed animals) These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.


Hot Woman in bed: Overpower me! Make me cry!
George Michael: You're a terrible mother.