Cami: There is a darkness inside of everyone, Klaus. What if mine takes over?
Klaus: I won’t let it.
Klaus: Vampirism is, by definition, an afterlife.
Cami: Which one is it, Klaus? Heaven or Hell?
Cami: I’ve lost count of the amount of times you’ve been there for me and everyone you care about. But today you saved someone who doesn’t mean a thing to you. Why?
Klaus: Because you wished it. Because what’s important to you is important to me. What makes you happy makes me want to keep you so. What scares you, I want to tear apart. I do not wish to watch you from behind glass, Camille.
Cami: What do you wish?
Cami: Don't kill anyone for me, please.
Klaus: Whatever you want.
Seriously, football? You're a vampire.
Cami: How're you holding up?
Kinney: Well, I'm gushing blood into a bucket because the vampire who kidnapped us doesn't want to stain his floor. So...pretty great.
Vincent: Why didn't you tell me about this before?
Cami: Right. 'Hey, Vincent! You wanna check out my collection of creepy Black Magic knickknacks?
Klaus: Mere hours after you lecture me about boundaries and here you are at my house in the middle of the night.
Cami: I came through the front door and you appeared through the window like a creeper. Besides this is a matter of life and death.
Klaus: Oh, how novel.
Cami: Drinking in front of a baby. New all-time low?
Vincent: You're the one who brought her into a bar.
Rebekah: What's all this?
Cami: Dark objects, because apparently now I'm a dispensary.
Cami: Am I supposed to fear you, too?
Klaus: It would be better for you if you did.
Cami: Maybe we could go for a walk. You could spend, I don't know, 5 seconds, not obsessing about who not to trust and who you're going to murder next.
Klaus: I quite enjoy my obsessions, thank you very much.