Favorite Captain Renard Quotes
I never choose sides. You shouldn't, either.
Nick: Meisner's dead.
Renard [nonchalant]: Really? How'd that happen?
Nick: A *coward* shot him.
Renard [about Diana]: I think we need to talk to her.
Adalind: About what?
Renard: About killing people.
You should never have fallen in love with Burkhardt. Now you’re gonna regret it.
Renard [to Adalind]
Renard: You really think this is going to go anywhere?
Hank: *We* take *our* jobs seriously, Captain.
Renard: Adalind. I’ve been arrested for murder.
Adalind [flatly]: Really. Who’d you kill?
Adalind: Never thought I’d see this.
Renard [resigned]: Well, enjoy it while you can.
Adalind: What do you want from me?
Renard: A little help.
Adalind: And what kind of help would that be?
Renard: Well, ironically, I don’t have an alibi for the night Rachel was killed.
Adalind: Where were you?
Renard: I was killing Bonaparte.
Adalind: Oh, well, that *is* awkward.
Renard: You’re not real.
Meisner: Real enough that you’re talking to me.
Renard: No… you’re dead...
Meisner: Does that really matter?
Renard: You three! My office!
Wu: I’m guessing this will be the presentation of medals.
Meisner: Aren’t you worried about the fact that you’re talking to someone who isn’t even here?
Renard: Oh, let’s see how “here” you really are! [steps towards Meisner with coffee cup]
Meisner: Oh, now, wait a minute, Sean, that’s hot coffee!
Meisner: Talk about coffee going right through you!
Renard: Why are you doing this?
Meisner: Well… my calendar’s pretty open, seeing’s how I’m dead.
Renard: Look, if this is some kind of revenge haunting, don’t forget I shot you to put you out of your misery!
Meisner [blandly]: Oh, thank you for that. Really. [turns cheerful] But! Don’t forget you betrayed us all! It’s the real reason I’m dead.
Renard: NO! I gave you an opportunity to join me!
Meisner: Don’t think you cleared that with your friend Bonaparte…
Meisner: I like your new place, Sean! But I’m not following you. I’m *haunting* you. There *is* a difference.
Renard: Well, it’s annoying in either case!
