The Sopranos

Carmela Soprano Quotes (Page 2)

[Angie is planning on getting divorced]
Carmela: So what did the lawyer say?
Angie: He said I have a good case. We're filing Tuesday.
Carmela: So you're going to take Monday to think. That's good.
Angie: Monday's a Jewish holiday.
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[Meadow trashed Livia's house]
Carmela: As a parent today, you are over a barrel no matter what you do. You take away her car you become her chauffeur. You ground her you've got to stay home weekends and be prison guards.
Tony: If you throw her out, social services will bring her back and we'd be in front of the judge. She's not 18 yet.
Carmela: That's your solution? To throw your daughter out?
Tony: All I'm sayin', with the laws today you can't even restrain your kid physically. She could sue you for child abuse.
Carmela: There has to be consequences.
Tony: And there will be, I hear ya okay. Let's just not overplay our hand. Because if she figures out we're powerless, we're f**ked.
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Carmela: (on Meadow) There has to be consequences. What kind of parents would we be if we let her get away with this?
Tony: Typical.
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Carmela: Tony, we can't just throw your sister out.
Tony: Why not?
Carmela: It wouldn't be Christian.
Tony: See? This s**t works out. She's Buddhist.
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Carmela: You know what I think Father, I think that you like the-I don't know what to call it-the whiff of sexuality that never goes anyplace.
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Carmela: (to Father Phil) I think you have this MO where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women and I think a lot of it is tied up with food some how, as well as the sexual tension game.
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Carmela: Anthony, what does a gentleman do for a lady?
A.J.: In his own house?!
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Carmela: (to Tony) All it takes is a half of a woman's thigh to get your ass out of bed. What am I, a f**king idiot? If I had an ounce of self-respect I would cut your d**k off.
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Carmela: What if something should happen?
Tony: You dig out my blue suit, you call up old man Coletti, and tell him not to put too much makeup on my face.
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Carmela: You know Tony, it's a multiple choice thing with you. I can't tell if you're old-fashioned, paranoid, or just a f**king asshole.
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