Life on Mars

Chris Skelton Quotes

Gene: (after Trent begins to drown) All right. Get him out, Chris.
Chris: Well, I can't swim.
Gene: Ray?
Ray: I took some lessons when I was a kid... they didn't stick.

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If I'd wanted to be this bored, I'd go to Mass with the missus and her miserable mother.

Gene

I have an ass that can fart every Peter, Paul & Mary song ever recorded.

Ray Carling

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