Christopher Moltisanti Quotes
Russian booboos, you go for some basic foreplay, they'll detail your car.
Jimmy: Do I have enough cologne on?
Christopher: You smell like Paco Rabane crawled up your ass and died.
Tony: Listen I want you to keep your eye on Pussy. There's something wrong with him. He's not himself.
Christopher: You're tellin' me. You know he hasn't even done his rounds in a week. He's startin' to look like an easy mark.
Paulie: I told him, someone owes you money, even if you gotta crawl, you get it.
Massive Genius: Bold men make bold statements.
Christopher: Why'd they send you over? I'm lookin' for a burger, not converted rice!
Christopher: (frustrated by his lack of progress writing a screenplay) Bought a scriptwriting program and everything.
Paulie: My advice? Put that thing down awhile. We go get our joints copped, the words will come blowin' out your ass.
I don't want to just survive.
Tony: I bet you're sleeping all the time.
Christopher: It's the one thing I still enjoy.
Bakery Clerk: You motherfucker! You shot my foot!
Christopher: It happens.
Christopher: This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, "say hello to my little friend!"
Silvio: Always with the scenarios.
Don't ever say you hate life. That's blasphemy.
Christopher: Brendan's dead. His brains are floatin' in his bathtub. Message job, through the eye.
Big Pussy: Moe Greene Special.
Filone: Un-fuckin'-believable. We just returned maybe the biggest score of my whole year.
Christopher: Listen you fuck! Uncle Junior's been breakin' Tony's balls 'cuz you hijacked that truck. You're lucky Tony doesn't shove the cab up your ass.
