Quinn: What's happening?
Chuck: One word...Jeffster!

I took down The Ring, Fulcrum...I'm a very impressive spy for hire.

Sarah: This is real? You really love me?
Chuck: With all of my heart.

I was an assignment, and then you fell in love with me. And I know that sounds crazy, and if I didn't know any better I'd say it's crazy too, but the fact remains you fell for me, Sarah.

Deep down I knew it was true. My wife never came home.

I've worked with those guys for years. They may seem like botulism victims, but they're loyal.

We have something better than a Buy More. We have a train full of Japanese people.

It turns out saying last mission wasn't a jinx after all.

I'm a much bigger nerd than you thought I was.

Chuck: I've been training for a while now.
Shaw: Oh really? Can you compete with the Intersect 3.0? I can practically catch a bullet in my teeth, but you did some pushups? You hit the heavy bag?

Shaw: No intersect can help you this time, Chuck.
Chuck: I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.

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Chuck Quotes

I hate Twitter.

Casey

Chuck, you're our leader.

Sarah

Chuck Music

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Wait-it-out Wait It Out Imogen Heap iTunes
Black-and-gold Black and Gold Sam Sparro iTunes
Just-dropped-in-to-see-what-condition-my-condition-is-in Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In) Kenny Rogers iTunes
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