I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.

Once I knew that Hugo cheated, he was no more to me than dog shit.

Are you crazy? I never loved you. I endured you. For the sake of my family.

Now, likely I won't have the upper body strength to saw you in half the way you did my poor Travis, but I certainly could cut off the smaller parts!

Wait a minute. I heard about this on the news. They found a young man with his body cut in two. They called him Boy Dahlia. Are you saying that Travis is The Boy Dahlia?

You know Tate, unlike your siblings, you were graced with so many graces. How is it that you cannot bring yourself to use them? Just a smile or a kind word could open the gates to heaven.

American Horror Story Quotes

Nein. Nein. No matinees. No. People don't come to see freaks in the heat of day, they come in the evening when the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery and the unknown. When logic loosens it's vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. Night allows the stars to shine and we come alive. No. Daytime is for kiddie shows, clouds and cupie dolls. If that's what you're used to, but you're in a real freak show now. MY freak show!

Else

Billie: Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
Constance: It's hard to keep good help.