American Horror Story

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American Horror Story Quotes

Season 1 Episode 10: "Smoldering Children"

Constance: I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Constance: Once I knew that Hugo cheated, he was no more to me than dog s**t.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Constance: Are you crazy? I never loved you. I endured you. For the sake of my family.
• Rating: Unrated

Constance: Now, likely I won't have the upper body strength to saw you in half the way you did my poor Travis, but I certainly could cut off the smaller parts!
• Rating: Unrated

Constance: Wait a minute. I heard about this on the news. They found a young man with his body cut in two. They called him Boy Dahlia. Are you saying that Travis is The Boy Dahlia?
• Rating: Unrated

Ben: But, you'll be able to come home in a day or two. I promise you.
Vivien: I'm not going back to that house.
• Rating: Unrated

Constance: You know Tate, unlike your siblings, you were graced with so many graces. How is it that you cannot bring yourself to use them? Just a smile or a kind word could open the gates to heaven.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tate: Thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the rest of the rest of the indigestible swill. And thank you for our new charade of a family. My father ran away when I was only six, and if I had known any better I would have joined him. And, also because she's been trying to get back into this house ever since she lost it, Lord, a big thank you for blinding the asshole that's doing my mother so he can't see what everybody knows: that she doesn't really love him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 7: "Open House"

Constance: Is he dead yet?
Larry: Not quite yet.
Constance: Well make sure he's off the property before he expires. I wouldn't care to encounter his carcass ever again.
• Rating: Unrated

Constance: There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joe: There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches. And unless you're planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tour Guide: The Montgomery murder-suicide was only the first of many to occur behind these bloody walls.
Marcy: Let's not put that on the listing.
• Rating: Unrated

Marcy: I'm so glad you brought me on this tour, Vivien. It's given me hope.
Vivien: How?
Marcy: No matter how gruesome or horrible the murder, you can always find somebody out there to buy the house.
• Rating: Unrated

Larry: I need that house. I NEED IT. It's the only place I have a chance of being happy. With HER.
• Rating: Unrated

Moira: Believe me, Mr. Joe, I'm not like any household help you've known. You'll never want to leave this house.
• Rating: Unrated

Tate: Ever since you got here, this is the better place.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Violet: Gross!
Tate: You're right, it is. You mutilating yourself.
Violet: You do it.
Tate: Not any more. Promise me you'll never cut yourself again.
Violet: I promise.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 6: "Piggy Piggy"

Constance: I am so proud of you, Addy. I admire you so for what you were able to overcome. And I think you were beautiful. Addy, I think you were the most beautiful girl I ever met.
• Rating: Unrated