American Horror Story

Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FX
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I thought I would be good. I thought all I needed was an audience and it would all come together. I'm such a stupid fool.

Bette

Your silence is utterly provocative, but you'll have to earn your keep, Clown.

Dandy

Nein. Nein. No matinees. No. People don't come to see freaks in the heat of day, they come in the evening when the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery and the unknown. When logic loosens it's vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. Night allows the stars to shine and we come alive. No. Daytime is for kiddie shows, clouds and cupie dolls. If that's what you're used to, but you're in a real freak show now. MY freak show!

Else

They're my warm up act. It doesn't matter if they can sing. They have two heads.

Elsa

Well I'll be damned, if it ain't old Honest Abe herself. Ethel you look good. How's your old soup catcher? I would have expected to see some gray in it by now. Are you dyin' it? You can tell me.

Dell

Well, unless you got pony legs under those trousers or a double ding dong...

Jimmy

Desiree: Three titties, proper girl parts and a dingaling. I'm a full blown hermaphrodite. Put that on
your banner.
Elsa: My word. What does that make you?
Dell: The happiest man on earth.

Gloria: Where are you going?
Dandy: I don't know. Maybe St. Petersburg where they have real caramel corn, not that cardboard
they sell at the freak show!

Gloria: But how about a grand baby? That would be so fun for us.
Dandy: Never. Babies are more boring than anything!

Dandy: Snails. [sighs] How boring.
Maid: That's what you ordered. Escargot. Like you had in Paris.
Gloria: Dar went to a lot of trouble. Don't you make a sour fact.
Maid: That boy's workin' my last nerve.

They don't even know us. If they just got to know us, they would see we're just like them. No better, no worse. Just regular people. That's what we gotta do. Let 'em know us.

Jimmy

I'm sorry I snapped. I never killed nobody before. What if he has a family, couple kids, wondering where he is? I know what it's like growing up without a father.

Jimmy
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American Horror Story Quotes

Gloria: Where are you going?
Dandy: I don't know. Maybe St. Petersburg where they have real caramel corn, not that cardboard
they sell at the freak show!

Nein. Nein. No matinees. No. People don't come to see freaks in the heat of day, they come in the evening when the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery and the unknown. When logic loosens it's vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. Night allows the stars to shine and we come alive. No. Daytime is for kiddie shows, clouds and cupie dolls. If that's what you're used to, but you're in a real freak show now. MY freak show!

Else
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