American Horror Story

American Horror Story Quotes

Season 2 Episode 13: "Madness Ends"

Sister Jude: I do hope you know what you are in for. The loneliness, the heartbreak, the sacrifice you will face as a woman with a dream on her own.
Lana: You don't have any idea of what I'm capable of.
Sister Jude: Well, then, look at you, Ms. Lana Banana. Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 12: "Continuum"

Johnny: You are gonna give me that book because it's my fate to have it. You see I have a plan to meet my mother. And when I see her I'm going to greet her with a polite hello, Ms Winters, do you know who I am? And, she'll shake her head in ignorance and then I'll present this book of lies. And, then I'll say, "I'm in your book, except I didn't die. I'm the piece of trash you threw away 48 years ago. I'm your son." When she fully understands who it is standing in front of her, I'll take out my 9 mm handgun, point it at her face, and pull the trigger. And, I would have finally completed my father's work. But, first, I'm going to need that book.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jude: They don't know, but I don't need the hat. I can fly without it. ONe of these days I'm going to fly my ass right outta here. Watch and see.
Kit: I don't doubt it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kit: Why are you writing about him? He's just another maniac!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jude: The cruelest thing of all is false hope.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Monsignor: Please, Jude, don't be childish.
Jude: Childish? Hell, I'm the Queen of Candyland.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kit's kid: Daddy?
Kit: Daddy will be there in a minute.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 9: "The Coat Hanger"

Monsignor: Help me.
Dark Angel: I'm here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pepper: The baby's full term. It won't be long.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lana: Well, hot damn.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lana: You know how this goes. You make a sound, I bash your head in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Johnny: I'm the son of Bloody Face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 8: "Unholy Night"

Killer Santa: There is no God, but there is a Santa Claus!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 7: "Dark Cousin"

Dark Angel: Are you ready for me?
Grace: Yes.
Grace: I'm free.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 6: "The Origins of Monstrosity"

Oliver: Nutmeg makes all the difference in the world.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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