Cyrus Beene Quotes
[to James] Girls like to be kissed first, right? Romance them a little before you dive right into their pants.
Cyrus: I'll give you exactly one second to get your feet off my desk.
Leo: Or what?
Cyrus: Or I'll cut 'em off and shove 'em down your throat.
Leo: I'm a size 11 1/2. I seriously doubt my feet would fit down my throat.
Cyrus: I'm not talking about your feet you baby-faced twit. I'm talking about your balls. Have they even dropped yet? Will you miss them when they're gone?
[to James] I'm standing here in my underwear and without my soul and I'm asking you what happens now.
We are the devil. I am actually the devil...you should have seen me handle it. There's a dead closeted hillbilly on the floor and there I am, 'give me your sin, Sally', without blinking. The devil is at the top of his game.
Cyrus: You're worried about James cheating on me? That's...oddly sweet.
Mellie: Once you open that door, Cyrus, you cannot close it again. It changes you. Changes everything.
Cyrus: My husband's not your husband, Mellie.
- Permalink: My husband's not your husband, Mellie.
Mellie: I'd say this is a new low.
Cyrus: Not for me.
- Permalink: Not for me.
Mellie: I just don't understand why I have to apologize for his affair.
Cyrus: Because that's how it works.
- Permalink: Because that's how it works.
James: You’re a shameless monster.
Cyrus: Who loves you dearly!
- Permalink: Who loves you dearly!
This is a Greek tragedy in the making. Winged mistresses flying too close to the sun.