Danny: How was your night in juvie?
Trina: It sucked.
Danny: That's what your future will be like if you don't get your head on straight.

Danny: When I blamed you for killing the old man, I was blaming the old you, not the man you are today.
Sonny: I am only the man I am today because of you, Detective.

Christina: When did it become illegal to have faith?
Danny: It isn't, but leaving your child unsupervised is.
Christina: I will regret that for the rest of my life.
Baez: Now you get to do right by her.
Christina: I have to sort that out with God.
Danny: Well. first you have to sort it out with us at the station. You're under arrest.

Doctor: Why do I have a feeling I'm not supposed to see this?
Danny: You're not. That's why we're not here.

That guy went after Baez and her daughter! It nearly broke Baez. She wanted to kill him and now I wish I'd let her.

Father: The Lord handles surveillance here at St. Angelus.
Danny: Well, you've got me on that one, Father.

Danny: We just took a statement from a 6'4" transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her Shrink. How could I not be having fun right now? I'm telling you Jack, they can keep Central Park and Times Square. This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a post card.
Jackie: Now there's an untapped market, tranihooker postcards.

I was getting ready to call in a missing persons on you. No worries. Victim's still dead.

Jackie: It was either St. Anne's tartan plaid or a chastity belt.
Danny: I'm guessing by the age of her daughter it wasn't the chastity belt that she chose

No, it makes sense. In some dark, gloomy, Russian type of way.

Clerk: We use that for our accounting.
Danny: Well, Best Buy's having a sale. Get yourself a new one.

Danny: I swear if I have to look at one more businessman with a wheelie getting off an elevator I'm going to eat my gun.
Jackie: Shoot me first, please. It'd be a mercy killing.