Davina: It must really suck to have to be you all the time.
Klaus: Well, it hasn't been a picnic, honestly.
Sorry! I'd love to help but I'm a little busy grieving another dead boyfriend.
Davina: You okay?
Josh: Yeah, my boyfriend and his buddies are super-wolves now.
Davina: [to Aiden] Wait, you can't go alone.
Kol: Well, to be absolutely clear here, technically he could go alone.
Davina: What happened? Is Kol okay?
Klaus: I'm fine. Thank you for your concern.
Kol: Quite nice of you coming to my rescue like that.
Davina: You know, it's a good thing you didn't actually steal the stake from me, or I'd have been the one torturing you.
Kol: Does that mean you trust me then?
Klaus: What did she do to me?
Davina: All you need to know is that I beat you. Again.
Davina: Is the hand holding really necessary?
Kaleb: I mean, we could make out but would that not be entirely distracting?
Davina: Are you okay?
Kol: Oh, a bit lightheaded. It might have had something to do with being knocked arse over teacup by dear old dad.
[to Kol] You know, I can give you a list of people who've underestimated me. None of them have done it a second time.
Mikael: Mothers love their children. Fathers make them strong.
Davina: My mother tried to sacrifice me and my father took off when I was born.
Mikael: Werewolf venom is to be purged by force, not acquiesced to.
Davina: What is that, like, a Viking bumper sticker?