Ya know anabolic steroids are illegal in the United States. You got an awful lot of facial hair for a teenager. Seriously. What are you on?

Stiles

Scott: Where's your money?
Derek: You're standing on it.
Scott: There's another vault?!
Derek: [laughs] I own the building.

Derek: It's a mortal wound and right now I'm feeling pretty mortal.
Braeden: I am not going to let you die.

Kate: You're... you were dead.
Derek: No. I was evolving. Something you'll never do.

Teen Wolf Quotes

Stiles' Dad: So you listen to all of my phone calls?
Stiles: No...well not the boring ones.

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.