Favorite Dov Epstein Quotes
His wife hit her limit and dug her way out of here
Your pep talk needs help.
Crystal: Judging from that banging sound, there's a ghost in my closet.
Dov: That's good news. You'll never be lonely.
Dov: So what do you think? Flight or fight?
Gail: Neither. This guy looks like a weeper.
Chris: Top or bottom?
Dov: Don't ever ask me that again.
You're like my brother. Forget that. Your better than my brother. My brother was a bit of a dink.
What if he didn't have one? How do I live with that?
Dov: You know that guys a fireman, right?
Dov: You're in a room full of cops and you're talking to a guy who basically operates a hose for a living.
I thought this was going to be like Two Men and a Baby. Instead it's like some horrible after school special.
Chris: So I should be selfish like you.
Dov: Not selfish just not spineless. It's OK to do things that make you happy.
Wait, seriously, I'm the only one who's never had sex with anyone from 15?
You have a different girl in your bed every week. Sometimes you don't even change the sheets.