His wife hit her limit and dug her way out of here

Your pep talk needs help.

Crystal: Judging from that banging sound, there's a ghost in my closet.
Dov: That's good news. You'll never be lonely.

Dov: So what do you think? Flight or fight?
Gail: Neither. This guy looks like a weeper.

Chris: Top or bottom?
Dov: Don't ever ask me that again.

You're like my brother. Forget that. Your better than my brother. My brother was a bit of a dink.

What if he didn't have one? How do I live with that?

Dov: You know that guys a fireman, right?
Chloe: So?
Dov: You're in a room full of cops and you're talking to a guy who basically operates a hose for a living.

I thought this was going to be like Two Men and a Baby. Instead it's like some horrible after school special.

Chris: So I should be selfish like you.
Dov: Not selfish just not spineless. It's OK to do things that make you happy.

Wait, seriously, I'm the only one who's never had sex with anyone from 15?

You have a different girl in your bed every week. Sometimes you don't even change the sheets.

Rookie Blue Quotes

Cake's on fire.


Epstein, what are you eating? It's really gross and why are you doing it in my parade?