Holly: What happened?
Fargo: Eureka has been sold.

Holly: I am sorry Doug, I know how much this job meant to you.
Fargo: It did, but I know there is something else on the horizon.
Holly: Speaking of which. I've been asked to join a super-secret project for Dartma.
Fargo: Really? That's great, Where?
Holly: Well, that's kind of part of the secret, I think it travels a lot, but I get to pick my own team.
Fargo: I like to travel.
Holly: Good.

Jo: Fargo, get up. Eureka is about to be destroyed by a network of wormholes.
Fargo: Yeah tell me about it. But I convinced them to give us an extra day so we can salvage the situation.
Zoe: I think she meant actually wormholes.

Jack: Not to interrupt, but WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
Fargo: I think you may have been wormed-holed.
Jack: Wormholes are bad. What did you do?
Fargo: Nothing. I just activated my strong force amplifier.

Fargo: We were just talking military man stuff.
Jo: Really, you served? Which division?
Fargo: Uh long division?

Zane: I knew Jo was off, but not THAT off!
Fargo: Tell me about it, my resurrected girlfriend is the Manchurian Candidate.

Zane: You're telling me that Carter, Henry, and Jo are all evil clones made by Holly?
Fargo: Technically they are programed intelligences in bioprinted bodies, but yeah - evil clones.

Fargo: Clicker! Who says you're not "sciency"
Jack: Almost everybody.

Fargo: The good news is that the cloud is stabilizing and only equipment is being effected.
Jack: Oh, a few more hours of bladder control... I'll take it!

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