Dr. Douglas Fargo Quotes
Season 5, Episode 6: "Worst Case Scenario"
Fargo: My Office dropped into the bunker.
Larry: Evacuation protocols kicked in early.
Jack: Bad time for premature evacuation.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 5: "Jack of All Trades"
Fargo: I was in here playing laser tag in my body, the next thing I knew I was in you!
Jack: Never phrase it that way again.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 4: "Friendly Fire"
Parrish: She said she didn't like to role play.
Fargo: Normally you play the part of an asshat.
Parrish: Touché
• Rating: Unrated
Fargo: Maybe we should just bow down to our new fireball overlords while we can. Maybe they will spare us.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Fargo: Hey you two look like Ghostbusters.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 3: "Force Quit"
Jack: How long between the switch flipping and the fireball of destruction.
Fargo: I can rig a delay that should buy you 12 seconds.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 2: "The Real Thing"
Fargo: What else could it be?
Holly: Chemical exposure: A big breath of E8 nerve gas and you will be seeing Elvis driving Santa's sleigh being pulled by a team of dragons.
Carter: First we're going to deal with the dragon, then Elvis.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Holly: Really Doug, a dragon?
Fargo: You weren't here; it had the claws and the wings
Holly: That doesn't change the fact their mythical, as in..mythical!
Fargo: Mythical is just another word for not yet discovered.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Allison: What is that?
Jo: I don't know.
Fargo: Cool! I love dragons!
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 1: "Lost"
Fargo: Gang way! [stabs flag in ground] First!
Zane: That's mature
Fargo: Douglas Fargo, first human being on Titan baby!
Grace: I don't think so, this says the atmosphere is oxegen rich.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
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