Eureka

Eureka Quotes

Season 5 Episode 13: "Just Another Day"

Zoe: Dad? Did you just see?
Jack: Yeah, I'll deal with that tomorrow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holly: Oh! Oh! I remember now! You guys are smart, but the Sheriff is the strong force, he holds it all together.
Zoe: He always does.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Allison: we wouldn't be here without you.
Jack: As much as I like to complain, there's no place I'd rather be.
Allison: You sure?
Jack: Without a doubt.
Allison: Good, because I really like our baby to be born here. I'm pregnant. You're going to be a daddy again Jack. Can you handle that?
Jack: God, I can't wait.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Allison: You bought Eureka?
Trevor: Well, I am one of the town's founders.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Grant.
Trevor: I prefer Dr. Trent Rockwell, sport.
Jack: Seriously. Why did you choose that name?
Trevor: Well, Trevor Grant is so 20th century, don't you think?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jo: I don't want to miss out on us again? So what do you say, will you make an honest woman out of me?
Zane: In any time line, I love you Jo.
Jo: I love you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: I appreciate your cooporation Mr. Donovan. Oh and of course your help reattaching my lower exstermademies.
Zane: My pleasure.
 • Rating: Unrated

Henry: Grace, oh my god.
Grace: Henry. What did you do?
Henry: I got my wife back.
Grace: And I am never going anywhere again.
Henry: I am going to hold you to that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Holly: What happened?
Fargo: Eureka has been sold.
 • Rating: Unrated

Holly: I am sorry Doug, I know how much this job meant to you.
Fargo: It did, but I know there is something else on the horizon.
Holly: Speaking of which. I've been asked to join a super-secret project for Dartma.
Fargo: Really? That's great, Where?
Holly: Well, that's kind of part of the secret, I think it travels a lot, but I get to pick my own team.
Fargo: I like to travel.
Holly: Good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jo: Fargo, get up. Eureka is about to be destroyed by a network of wormholes.
Fargo: Yeah tell me about it. But I convinced them to give us an extra day so we can salvage the situation.
Zoe: I think she meant actually wormholes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Taggert: Get back here.
Jack: Outsmarted you again?
Taggert: His IQ is higher than yours, mate. He's a canine Houdini. Lend us a hand?
Jo: No, I am sorry Tag, we're kindda busy.
Jack: Yeah, aren't you the dog catcher?
Taggert: Biological Containment Specialist.
Jack: Right.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Parrish: Now if you will excuse me, it's quarter to Isaac time.
Jack: Wait? It's what?
Parrish: I am going to the GD spa for cucumber facial and seaweed body wrap. I have job interviews on Monday and I want to look as good as I feel, I've earned it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Parrish: Sheriff, Ms. Lupo. Are you here to assist me with the move?
Jack: Actually we are here to see if you are trying to stop it.
Jo: When it comes to disgruntle employees, you're sort of top of the list.
Parrish: Oh on the contrary. I am fully gruntled. Global Dynamics hasn't appreciated my talents. Now that I am a free agent, the world is my oyster.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Not to interrupt, but WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
Fargo: I think you may have been wormed-holed.
Jack: Wormholes are bad. What did you do?
Fargo: Nothing. I just activated my strong force amplifier.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zane: How goes the packing Jo-Jo?
Jo: It's like herding cats.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 12: "Double Take"

Jack: You ok?
Allison: Yeah.
Jack: I gotta kick my ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carter: Game over
Jack: I really hate myself sometimes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Parrish: You know Donovan, I've always maintained that under proper supervision you're not incompetent.
Zane: Well damn Parrish, that's probably the nicest thing you said to anyone - ever
 • Rating: Unrated

Holly: It's like that dream where you're trying to scream but all you can speak is orkish.
 • Rating: Unrated

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