Yes, Harold, I think you should release the dogs. (to Sami) It's your mother. She's coming.

EJ

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You have to admit that my family does bring along an elevated level of crazy and potentially lethal force to the party.

EJ

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EJ: It's nice to meet a man whose word is his bond.
Victor: When it suits me.

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EJ: Not because she didn't want me to be in her bed. It's because when the two of us are together it is so intense that it is literally blinding. -
Abby: I don't want to hear this.

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If anyone was disgusting it was me. I cheated on a woman I love more than my own life. This doesn't happen again, ever.

EJ

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